Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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