I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
where am i from again
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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