i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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