I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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