i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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