My pussy is not your playground.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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