there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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