well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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