rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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