i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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