I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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