also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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