so explain again why im purple
no
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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