Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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