Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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