we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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