Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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