Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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