windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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