Do you still have your period?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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