Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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