I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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