Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
No subtext here. People are naked.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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