you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
