I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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