Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
