Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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