she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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