"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My life is pants optional.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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