How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Found the puke drawer
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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