when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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