If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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