it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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