Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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