shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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