You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
