i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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