Im at strip club and am horny
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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