if i can run in heels then i can drive
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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