What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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