Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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