did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She said her name was "party"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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