Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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