it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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