But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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