he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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