I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
