we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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