eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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