I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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