he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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