OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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